Ep 75: Faceless Porn Only Please

Texts my husband sends me, podcast edition
AKA Marriage Things
How do you dispense your toothpaste, then right into something called Pegging? Smooth transitions.
We’ll define it for you. Impress your friends with new words!
Listener Q&A: How to have a healthy sex life in general and after kids?
Porn preferences, as in, did you know you can set very specific search terms?
Sex in real life is NOT cuddling right after, neither is it IN the shower, come on now.
Important Life Tip: No one can read your mind. Ever. Like, it’s not a thing. So, say what you need to say.
Let’s talk about sex…with our kids! Yeah!
Can we keep our kids off social media forever? Are we hilariously naive?
YouTube through the ages.
Things we found in our parents’ bedrooms - they were just people, man. But also, can they like, not?
How often do you sit in silence? Let’s take 5 seconds, shall we. Close your eyes, it’s cool. Mmmmm
Hotels vs. Airbnb - what’s your preference? Remember when Michelle was an Airbnb host?

Things We’re Loving:

Yeti Water Bottle with chug cap
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Mosquito Bite Anti-Itch Patches
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