Ep 114: We Matter Not

Michelle had a birthday and immediately embraced an old lady skin care regime.

First up! It was Michelle, with the skateboarder, at the Cheesecake Factory - let’s get into it.

Are you intervening in bothersome situations? Or is Michelle the only one ready to save us all?

Like in this story where a lifeguard asks a mom to “cover up” her toddler’s “nudity”!!!??? wtf.

Then there was the breastfeeding mom in the lazy river…

AND there was a teen in Nebraska who is in jail for…using abortion pills OR for trying to dispose of the remains on her own? This is a bit of a Mystery of the World. (Note: after recording, we actually googled this and mifepristone is restricted in Nebraska, ugh!!)

Barbies - Michelle NEVER had any!! What?! Why??

Should we talk about Miranda Lambert? Ok, fine. You can probably guess where we fall on this whole selfie situation.

And we end with BE KIND TO OTHERS, goddamnit.

TWL:

Michelle is loving NYX Wonder Stick 2-in-1 Highlight and Contour

Vicki is loving NYX Wonder Stick Blush

- this episode is sponsored by NYX, apparently! Not planned, we swear!

Book Club Mini is NEXT WEEK! Keep reading The History of Love by Nicole Krauss to join us!

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon

Music by Ariel Levine