Ep 97: Extra Nipples, Please

It’s just us this week! Feels like home, yes? Mmmm

Would you tell someone they had food in their teeth??! This scenario will give us anxiety nightmares henceforth. Pretty sure we can call this an Uncensored Loss.

Something Vicki is not loving - but really wanted to! It’s makeup, from Instagram. It’s called Merit. Womp, womp.

We’re talking’ nipples! Nipple, people! Not areolas. Michelle had hers reconstructed during her latest boob job and we need to discuss the whole dang thing. How they looked, what the doctor did, how they are now.

SAVE OUR NUMBER in your phone: 442-222-1020 - that way you can easily call in and comment as you listen. We will never answer it, we promise you. Haha!

Depression - here’s the thing. Once it’s gone, like, we you ever actually depressed? Like, hi, we’ve moved on. We’re totally fine now. Moving on. Kidding, mostly.

Work woes are ripe and ready to contribute to depression and Michelle knows exactly how she’s feeling. Let’s get into it - it’s an Uncensored Win FOR SURE.

How to make these big decisions - listen to our bodies. We offer a useful approach to bookmark for later.

Periods. Menstruation. Florida is on one. They passed a bill further restricting talk of human bodies. Human Bodies! Half of the populate is bleeding and ALL of the population should know more about it. We support talking about periods with all your children, regardless of gender. Spread the good word about naturally occurring biological processes. MMMKay?

TWL:
Vicki is loving Ankle socks from Target and Survivor!
Michelle is loving OUR NEW STICKERS - and we want to send you one! How, you ask?
Send us your Uncensored Win or Loss and that’s it. We’ll find a way to get it to ya!

****

Follow along on Instagram: @theumcast
Slide into our email: theumcast@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail: 442-222-1020
Like and Subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@theumcast