Ep 90: 5 Things I've Never Told You

Alternatively titled: Have I Ever Told You About the Time When…?

Before we get to the 5 things, Vicki offers a medical update about Hank, using words we don’t know how to pronounce.

TLDR: Mind your health, take Vitamin D, get a roommate.

The things we’ve never told you, high level to tease your curiosity:

1. 12 year old Michelle has an abrasive encounter at the Del Mar Fair
2. Vicki was working at the bank and bam, a robber!
3. Michelle’s senior trip to Palm Springs gets inappropriate
4. Vicki used to work with David Spade
5. The first time Michelle took ecstasy
6. The time Vicki gave a 21 year old a lap dance for his birthday
7. Michelle’s 8th grade skinny dip that wasn’t
8. The time Vicki almost killed her favorite actor
9. The time Michelle packed up her dad’s shit for him
10. The day Vicki went on a rollercoaster with Sinbad

TWL:
Pamela Anderson’s Book: amzn.to/3wOOjSK
Haus Labs Le Monster Lip Crayon in Rose Matte: www.hauslabs.com/products/le-mons…t=39921058775128

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