Ep 93: Only Fans Only Feet

We’re starting this week with some ASMR - you have been warned.

Quiet sounds reminds us of that site where you do naughty things for money - what’s it called again and should we start an UMcast page? We’re calling it Double Feet, k?

Speaking of - is college still worth it if you can be tiktok famous now?

Household and workplace stories - we’re not trying to complain but we’re not not trying.

“It’s a long process for everyone involved but like, if you can dodge a bullet that way…” - Uncensored HR with Uncensored Moms

“I have no money. I’m poor and I love to write. I need paper.” - it's just what you're supposed to say when you steal something from the happiest place on earth.

Don’t go shopping with kids. A reminder. And while we’re on the topic - other kid habits that drive us bonkers.

TWL:
Get yourself some cozy, comfy socks
Shower coffee - just try it.
Dry brush - amzn.to/3YYwxZs

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